Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai’d into a high fantasy, and instead of “oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal” routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts
When I die and go to super hell I bet there’s a potion you can take that lets you forget about your favorite thing and you get to experience it for the first time ever and at the end, once you’ve felt those first feelings all over again, your old ones return and the deep love you have washes over you like a warm blanket
day one of not thinking about tlt
relapsed
relapsed
if only there was some way of giving myself very selective amnesia
Reblog to make it die faster
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
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First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation
Third base is dying for each other fourth base is marriage
Please stop tagging this with your boring ships this is about the dyke drama series
it’s the summer and it’s hot and you’re driving in your car. all things being equal (a/c works, not so hot having windows down is unbearable, etc) what do you PREFER doing to make it cooler?
air conditioning
roll down windows
See Resultsplease reblog for sample size i just feel like people have Personal Opinions on this
EDIT: also. if you’re comfortable tell me where you’re from.
Why is four cheese the only respected blend
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They kept each other’s numbers just to shit on each other
For context, in Ghosttowns Jo was kidnapped by her homeland’s enemy at 16 and turned into (essentially) a supersoldier with a bunch of other kids. They were all brainwashed into believing in, and fighting for, different gods under their new handlers. Jo and her team eventually escaped to join the Shepards, an international cobbled together military and the only thing opposing that enemy. Uriel is one of the handlers most invested in getting them back and punishing them, but Jo always manages to slip out of their fingers~ (here is another example of Uriel being the worst)
So I reread Gideon…
I had a dream Tamsyn Muir saw this and DM’d me saying “girl it’s not that deep are you ok”